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    Woman Divorces Ghost of 18th Century Haitian Pirate

    Would you vow eternal love to a ghost?

    That’s what 46-year-old and “Pirates of the Caribbean” fanatic Amanda Sparrow Large did when she married a 300-year-old pirate ghost on a boat sailing the Irish Coast. Things were looking up–she even talked with The Sun about the best positions for human-on-spirit sex. (Answer: Missionary. Because “It’s easy to feel the weight”)

    Alas, the union’s relationship recently grew cold, leading Amanda to announce their break-up. No exact reason has been given as to why the relationship didn’t work out. However, Amanda states:

    I will explain all in due course but for now all I want to say is be VERY careful when dabbling in spirituality, it’s not something to mess with.

    Ominous…

    Now I leave this to you dear readers: Describe your perfect date with a ghost. Do you prefer pirate spirits or Victorian-era apparitions? For more gossip, culture, and news, keep it locked at hypefresh.co.

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