Tiffany Haddish is trying to manifest her next relationship.
She has her eyes on Giancarlo Stanton, but he doesn’t quite know she exists just yet. One thing for sure, Tiffany Haddish selective d*ck on the horizon!!
However, knowing the 39 year old comedian, it’s safe to say she already has plans on how’ll she’ll catch his eye in return. Tiffany appeared on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” and she discussed just how she plans to hook her future fish.
According to TMZ, Tiffany is planning on becoming one with the universe. Usually, if a person is trying to get someone else’s attention, the’ll just introduce themselves. But not Tiffany. She’s going to use her super Jedi mind tricks– aka the law of attraction– to get the baseball outfielder to come to her.
She breaks down her plan to Stephen.
“Like, the world will know that I like this person. I will know that I like this person. And then, it’ll be in his subconscious. And then, he will attract me to him!”
“I just want him to pick me up and go like this.
“‘It’s going to be okay Tiffany. It’s going to be okay. Shh. Shh. Shhh.'”
Tiffany sure does have an interesting idea of how she plans to get her next boyfriend. Whether it be realistic or not. But who knows, maybe she’ll be successful at it. After all, she did manage to manifest her own stardom.
Sooooo, what do you think about this story today? Will Tiffany Haddish selective d*ck eventually come? Does she have a shot at dating Giancarlo Stanton? Does law of attraction actually work? Let us know the odds by leaving a comment in the comment section below.
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