Hiroki Ogita lost his opportunity at a Rio Olympic gold medal because of his damn penis.
He ALMOST cleared the bar smooth and easy, when his penis popped out of place in his shorts and smacked the bar.
According to TMZ sources, his one eyed monster unleashed “fleshy fury” all over the bar … Causing it to fall down.
This man may not have won the medal, but he damn sure deserves some ice for those nuts.
Better “tuck” – we mean, “luck” next time.