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The Prayer All Women Should Say to Catch Their Dream Man

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Sometimes we all need a little help in the love department.

Although some people pray for a roof over their heads, while others might pray for food to be placed on the table, there’s always someone else ready to go against the grain. On Wednesday, a fan asked Nicole Ari Parker what her prayers were to help find her husband, Boris Kodjoe.

Well, Parker was not stingy with the details. Following the fan’s request, Parker uploaded exactly what her conversation with God consisted of. She said God told her to make a list of everything she wanted– even the embarrassing stuff.

But there was a catch…she had to work on herself first.

Take a look at the conversation between father and child below. (Don’t forget your notepad!)

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Me: Dear Lord, What should I do? GOD: Make a list. Me: A list? GOD: Yes. Write down EVERYTHING you want. Even the parts you don't want me to see. πŸ˜’ Me: okay. πŸ’› GOD: The spiritual stuff, the heart & mental stuff, the physical and the financial. πŸ’› Me: 😲umm okay: Loving, warm, WANTS to be a husband & father, Fine 😜, WANTS to provide, mentally, physically and spiritually strong, AFFECTIONATE, curious about the world, likes to travel, likes music, likes history, likes art, likes the theatre, big hands, big feetπŸ€”, sexy, really smart, funny, fun, got jokes, makes the highest & best choices for himself, has that "no-matter-what-I-got-this" spirit cause ish is gonna happen, respects his mother, forgives his father, loves himself and knows God. πŸ’› GOD: Okay now REALLY take that in. SEE him, FEEL him in your mind. SIT WITH THAT…ENJOY THAT..Now ask yourself.. Is he perfect for you? Me: (inhales and exhales deeply) Yes..Lawd..I mean Lord. YES. GOD: Now ask yourself… if he enters the room RIGHT now..Are you perfect for him? Me: (takes reallyyy long pause)…..Proceeds to get mind right & affairs in order, rereads Their Eyes Were Watching God, goes to therapy, examines issues, forgives herself & others, calls parents more often, renews passport, goes to church, does a sit up and goes for a run, dusts off that business idea i hadπŸ€”, remembers to laugh, buys nice lotion and rubs it all over body EVERYDAY, then buys some more, stays grateful for all her parts, cherishes friends, dances in her room, balances checkbook, makes green juice, loves herself. (Sidebar: At that point…after all that..i was good either way..happy, confident and moisturized.) πŸ’› and THEN here he comes… πŸ’› GOD: Boop.

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Now, let the church say AMEN!

So, what are your thoughts? What would you ask for?

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Winner Takes All in This Epic Musical Chair Showdown

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Winner takes it all were the rules in this musical chair finale.

See who ends up the victor in the video below. Who your bet money on?

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Mall Security Guard Don’t Get Paid Enough For This

Lamborghini Jumped Over Like Super Mario Bros

 

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Mall Security Guard Don’t Get Paid Enough For This

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Mall Security Guard casually walks past a scrap between two men on shopping grounds. His face said it all: “I Don’t Get Paid Enough”.

And to be honest, we completely agree with him and his stance.

Watch the video below.

“Not my job.” from r/blackpeoplegifs

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Kanye West and his “0000000” iPhone Passcode Tho…

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Kanye West met with Mr. Donald Trump in the Oval Office earlier today. Whipping out his phone to show Mr. Trump a gif ofΒ a hydrogen-powered plane, he types in his password in front of all the cameras.

Wait, hold on a minute. Great job Kanye!

That’s all it takes to get into Kanye’s phone. And Twitter noticed.

And people even trolled him in meme worthy style:

In other news, Diplo is still hot over the Dame Dash x Kanye West beat scandal.

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