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The Prayer All Women Should Say to Catch Their Dream Man

Sometimes we all need a little help in the love department.

Although some people pray for a roof over their heads, while others might pray for food to be placed on the table, there’s always someone else ready to go against the grain. On Wednesday, a fan asked Nicole Ari Parker what her prayers were to help find her husband, Boris Kodjoe.

Well, Parker was not stingy with the details. Following the fan’s request, Parker uploaded exactly what her conversation with God consisted of. She said God told her to make a list of everything she wanted– even the embarrassing stuff.

But there was a catch…she had to work on herself first.

Take a look at the conversation between father and child below. (Don’t forget your notepad!)

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Me: Dear Lord, What should I do? GOD: Make a list. Me: A list? GOD: Yes. Write down EVERYTHING you want. Even the parts you don't want me to see. 😒 Me: okay. 💛 GOD: The spiritual stuff, the heart & mental stuff, the physical and the financial. 💛 Me: 😲umm okay: Loving, warm, WANTS to be a husband & father, Fine 😜, WANTS to provide, mentally, physically and spiritually strong, AFFECTIONATE, curious about the world, likes to travel, likes music, likes history, likes art, likes the theatre, big hands, big feet🤔, sexy, really smart, funny, fun, got jokes, makes the highest & best choices for himself, has that "no-matter-what-I-got-this" spirit cause ish is gonna happen, respects his mother, forgives his father, loves himself and knows God. 💛 GOD: Okay now REALLY take that in. SEE him, FEEL him in your mind. SIT WITH THAT…ENJOY THAT..Now ask yourself.. Is he perfect for you? Me: (inhales and exhales deeply) Yes..Lawd..I mean Lord. YES. GOD: Now ask yourself… if he enters the room RIGHT now..Are you perfect for him? Me: (takes reallyyy long pause)…..Proceeds to get mind right & affairs in order, rereads Their Eyes Were Watching God, goes to therapy, examines issues, forgives herself & others, calls parents more often, renews passport, goes to church, does a sit up and goes for a run, dusts off that business idea i had🤔, remembers to laugh, buys nice lotion and rubs it all over body EVERYDAY, then buys some more, stays grateful for all her parts, cherishes friends, dances in her room, balances checkbook, makes green juice, loves herself. (Sidebar: At that point…after all that..i was good either way..happy, confident and moisturized.) 💛 and THEN here he comes… 💛 GOD: Boop.

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Now, let the church say AMEN!

So, what are your thoughts? What would you ask for?

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Kanye Gets Shit Talked by a Talking Tree

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In video, a talking tree made fun of Kanye.

Kanye recently went to the Botanical Gardens in Miami. In addition to that, he met up with a talking tree that asked him for a pair of Yeezys. Kanye thought it was funny and he even laughed. You can also find the video below. Also you can follow Kanye on twitter here.

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Naughty Monkey Masturbates On a Tourist Shoulder

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Naughty Monkey Chronicles!

This chimp said fuck it! Whips out the D and starts spanking his monkey while tourists were getting a quick video with him!

When you feeling saucy you gotta handle your business on sight! Would you have been upset or laughed this off? Leave your comments below, please!

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Cop Jerks Off While Criminal Gets Away in Japan

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In Japan, a cop decided that jerking off was more important than his job. 

According to the Tokyo Reporter, a suspect managed to escape from a police station earliest this year. We now know why the he was able to escape so easily. The officer on duty was too busy watching porn to notice that he had escaped. After the cop was done pleasuring himself, he noticed that the man in custody was gone. It took a month for police to find him again.

I guess someone really needs to get on Tinder

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