Sasha Obama’s Royal Cooch Is College Bound!!

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In a world where you can’t trust an SAT score anymore, there’s still one family that didn’t need to fake their high scores to get into college. That family is the Obama family.

Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are sending their youngest and last daughter off to school next Tuesday reports Page Six. That’s right, little Sasha Obama is all grown up, and she’ll be a freshman at one of the top tier academic institutions in the world. That’s right Sasha Obama’s royal cooch is college-bound.

Sasha Obama is headed off to college at the University of Michigan, where she’ll study in a field we don’t know yet. She’s already creating a little buzz on the campus.

As it turns out, she’s been spotted by a few of her peers already. Once in the dorms, one more time near one of the campus’s libraries, and another time just attending a freshmen orientation. And like any other student, she’s completely blending in.

Sike! She kind of sticks out like a sore thumb once you notice the husky team of secret service men trailing behind her.

One student say’s, he accidentally bumped into her while walking through the halls.

“I was walking by pushing a vacuum and she walked out right in front of me. I said, ‘Excuse me.’ It was a crowded hallway with her and some Secret Service dudes.”

Though the school isn’t disclosing if Sasha is actually a registered student, she confirmed the news herself on her Instagram story. She’s expected to graduate with the class of 2023. Her older sister, Malia Obama, attends Harvard University. 

During her first year at the prestigious school, she made tabloids for some questionable behavior dubbed unsuitable for a former president’s daughter. Furthermore, she was spotted smoking marijuana and drinking.

Guess it’s only a matter of time before we see is Sasha embraces her college alter ego. Which if she did, would be completely normal.

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