Noah Cyrus is Charging 12K For Her Breakup Tears

Noah Cyrus is Charging 12K For Her Breakup Tears(1)

Noah Cyrus recently split ways with Rap star Lil Xan and she’s finding ways to profit off it. According to,  she’s selling 12 of her personal breakup tears that came from her heartbreak. The price tag? $12,000 USD via her Pizzaslime clothing/accessory line online.

Wait, what!?

No lies here. On her website she gives specific instructions before and after purchase:

Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super fucking weird if you drank someone else’s tears

So if you got $12K to blow on her breakup tears over Lil Xan to add to your collection, you can buy them here.


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