Cum hither and listen to this story…
A 33-year-old Irish man gets back pain. It tortures him, drives his life into a pit of painful despair. So he does the only logical thing that any of us mere mortals would do…he injects his arm with his own semen.
Yup, in an effort to alleviate his back pain, the Irishman thought it a good idea to stick needles in his right forearm and pump it full of baby juice. Unsurprisingly, not only did it NOT help the back pain, but he contracted a serious case of cellulitis — a bacterial infection which leaves swelling and a hot-to-the-touch rash.
Furthermore, he had been doing it for a year-and-a-half.
He had devised this ‘cure’ independent of any medical advice. He revealed he had injected one monthly ‘dose’ of semen for 18 consecutive months using a hypodermic needle which had been purchased online.
He was admitted to the hospital in Dublin, Ireland. Once doctors removed the semen from his arm, they discharged him from the hospital.
I get it. Pain ain’t fun. But maybe next time leave the medicine to the doctors.
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