Introducing America’s First Pizza ATM

Americas First Pizza ATM

The future is upon us! First it was the masturbation booth in New York, now there is a 24-hour-a-day vending machine strictly for pizza lovers.

Thanks to Xavier University in Cincinnati, Ohio the college experience has been revolutionized as the university plans to introduce America’s first pizza ATM to campus residential halls this fall. The machine can serve a 12 inch pizza in just 3 minutes! Open 24 hours with the capability to hold 70 toppings, the pizza is even affordable at only $9. The magic to the pizza ATM is the internal convection oven. The interactive menu is no different from your typical vending machine or ordering menu, allowing college students to experience modern-day technology on the go.
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School administrators and taste testers alike are super excited for this big step stating, ““It is the best pizza I’ve ever had, and I hate to admit that as a New Yorker,” Jennifer Paiotti, marketing director of XU’s auxiliary services, told WCPO Cincinnati.

But I question,the logistics like at what temperature are these toppings being stored? We do not want a scare in 3 months about a wide-spread sickness. I can see it now. “Xavier University Students Contract Deadly Virus From Food Poisoning“. Okay, maybe that was extreme but now I have your attention. But these are the things we must question before we allow our rule makers to impose their ideas on us. A pizza ATM sounds like a great idea, but only time will tell. Stay tuned for more updates and leave a comment below. We want to hear your thoughts!


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