In Japan, a cop decided that jerking off was more important than his job.
According to the Tokyo Reporter, a suspect managed to escape from a police station earliest this year. We now know why the he was able to escape so easily. The officer on duty was too busy watching porn to notice that he had escaped. After the cop was done pleasuring himself, he noticed that the man in custody was gone. It took a month for police to find him again.
I guess someone really needs to get on Tinder